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Wednesday
Jul222009

Reason 506 why kids are more interesting than adults....

They have all the good gossip.

A 4 year old boy that takes swimming lessons, waltzed up to class yesterday and announced the following:

"My Brother has a rash on his penis. (Now touching his own penis for emphasis) I mean its like everywhere (starts stroking his "sack"). We're going to have to take him to the doctor, because my Mom does NOT know what to do. (Still holding his junk.) I don't want a rash on my penis."

I'm guessing the Mom should just go ahead and book the rashy son a trip to the therapist too. Looks like his brother already knows the art of humiliating a sibling. 

 

Reader Comments (1)

Kids don't find that embarrassing. There's no shame in that. That kid was simply stating a fact. "The sky is blue. Water is wet. My brother has a rash on his penis." Nothing outrageous about that. Which, of course, makes it even more hilarious!

07-22-2009 | Unregistered CommenterJohn McLellan

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