Roided Out Gine Wins World Record
Friday, July 24, 2009 Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Russia has set a new world record. She has lifted 14 Kilos with nothing but her athletically gifted vagina. Wow. In an interview, Tatiata had the following to say:
“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”
For the record, I would like to know how long ages actually was... I mean, was it like a day or a few hours or a month? Seriously. AGES? I have to give it to her though, how many vaginas actually can meet their full fitness potential? Hmmm?
Vaginas are so much cooler than penises. When's the last time you saw a penis push a 10lb kid from its hole? Or blow out a pack of matches? Or lift 14 kilos?
Would you train your own vagina to lift weights? Thats the real question. Also, when can we expect Tatiata to make a fitness DVD?
I wish I had that kind of discipline, but I have a hard enough time finding the motivation to lift weights with my visible muscles. I might consider it if there is a way to train it to hold your purse while you are using both hands...
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Reader Comments (7)
You fucking kill me. This is the craziest thing, ever. Which, of course, means I love it.
This is great, people should stop paying for vaginal restoration and just start working their lady parts out.
She just looks freaky. Sick. She reminds me of Susan Pouter but Russian and obsessed with vaginas.
Whats her phone number????
"train is to hold my purse, while I was using both hands" Love it!
Um. I am probably not in my right mind to answer this post since it is 339 in the morning. But, um, why are the Russians so good at weight lifting and how is this sport sanctioned. And seriously why am I up at 4 in the mornin...