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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Sunday
Jul262009

Why? 

Sometimes I watch things like this and my eyes start to weep uncontrollably. Its not because I am a sad. I weep because I get embarrassed. My embarrassment on behalf of those who do not have the sense to be embarrassed themselves, is an emotion that has plagued me since grade school.

Any way, I would have had to be a bottle and a half deep into some Grey Goose, to carry on like that in Jesus's living room. I can just hear the post wedding conversations....The bride was such a bitch, not only did she make us pay for our own dresses, but we also had to dance like jack asses in front of a large crowd. On the plus side, I can probably use the dance moves again...

Its Sunday morning and I have a residual buzz. For some reason I can't stop watching this video, crying and then watching it again. 

 

Reader Comments (1)

awsome entrance! love it when people break tradition to do something a little different, innovative and unique! good job guys and best to the both of you.

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