I Survived a Japanese Game Show Season 2 episode 7
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
This was a dark, dark, dark day on Majide. I just wanted to get that off my chest.
We start off the show and bada boom bada bing the Green Dreams have to chose a player to send to the RedTeam. They chose Megan. It was actually quite smart.
If they chose Brent: the Red team would have a physical advantage.
If they sent Cathy over: they would lose based on her magical properties, and ridiculous luck.
If they sent Linda over: its possible that she may seek revenge by crushing their skulls with her bare hands.
So Megan it is.
Forgive me, I'm not really going to go into a whole lot of details on the games. Typically, I see the games and I think to myself, who the hell thought of this? This time I have the answer. It was clearly the brain-child of a single 47 year old woman as it involved cat outfits, sour milk and a giant vibrator. Anyway, the green team won.
The second game was sort of like soccer, and involved balloons, cacti and whatever... it was the most boring game yet there was no mess and no fear of injury. Which was probably a relief to Dan, who is totally banged up from his elimination game last week. Any way apparently Cathy is not just a soccer mom, she is also an ex soccer player. I used to think that Cathy the Soccer Mom had a deal with Jesus, after all she is the only person on the show who has never, ever lost even once... After her performance in the soccer game I've decided that her silent business partner is most likely satan. She was a really, really bad sport. Not being content with beating the other team she decided to show off and rub it in, by continuing score goals, long after her team had won. I mean, the final score was 12-2. She was taunting the other team and showing off. Sick. I lost some respect, it was very twat-like behavior.
Well now the red team has to go to elimination, they become deadlocked in a three way tie. Megan did a beautiful job orchestrating this outcome as she knew her former team would not chose her for elimination. The boys go in... and the worse happens. Dan loses.
I really felt for him. The game was "You Look Funny Stuck On a Wall". The same game I was eliminated in when I was on the show. This is probably a sign that we are meant to be best friends. I haven't had a best friend thats a virgin since I was 17. Most people have no idea what it feels like to hurl yourself into a piece of plywood, over and over again after competing in an elimination challenge the previous day. Its not easy. It hurts. Also those suits give CAMEL TOE a whole new definition....
Anyway, Dan is eliminated. All the home-schooled, virgin, librarians of the world cry out in pain. Creating what the world will know as the longest moment of silence in the history of mankind.
Good Bye Dan. Its going to be like swallowing tacks to watch the show with out you on it. Someone please remind me why I PROMISED to cover this show...
I will leave you with this...a priceless You Tube by a Dan Fan. Warning, this will scare you.
Watch out for yourself young adult librarian, this woman looks like she may or may not want to use your skin as an afghan, Buffalo Bill style.
Reader Comments (2)
Kathy Bates in Misery at the end there? Careful, don't be a dirty birdie! haha
You are so right. I feel nervous for him. He needs to keep one I open.