ISAJGS Season 2 Episode 4 Recap...
Wednesday, July 8, 2009 Ok, so I'm writing this knowing that the haters will comment. But here is the deal. I've been writing as Scarlette Quille for 4 years, long before ISAJGS even existed, and long after it goes off the air I will still be writing this blog. There aren't very many bloggers covering this show, and the ratings are not good. You would think that people would be happy to get press. I'm going to compromise though. Today I will not call the two blonde guys twats.
The episode starts off with the scariest most painful majide game ever. There is a long table with a large divider in the middle of it. Contestants can't see who is sitting across from them, they are instructed to take off their shirts. Cue lots of sucking- it -in and bicep flexing. The object of the game is to snap the member of the other team with a large bungee cord~rubber band style. Green Tiger Linda is up against one of the blonde guys on the red team. She gets snapped so hard it propels her backwards. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Linda is as tough as nails because she takes it like a champion. I was really impressed with Linda. The editors are showing a softer more humble side of Linda in this episode. Interesting. The game ends with the Red Robots beating the Green Tigers and earning the second game advantage.
The Green Tigers are scared, they are on a loosing streak and don't want to face elimination. As an audience we want to be sad, but we know nothing about them.
Finally... in this episode we get a sneak peak into the contestant's life at the "house". This is really the first time we learn anything about the contestants, its rather hard to care about people you don't know, right?
This little montage finally clears up the who -is -who out of the two blonde guys on the red team. For future reference Justin is the one with Brian Bozworth hair, and Drew is the other one. It is also revealed that Drew and Jamie are um,....bow chicka bow wow. It all comes full circle! Jamie is not going along with the two blonde "guys" blindly...there is booty on the line. If either one of the lovers gets sent home; the nights will be much lonelier for the one left behind. Well played, a sexual alliance. This is a move that is beneficial to Jamie because Drew is a very strong player. The Green Tigers have no sexual tension going on, but Megan and Bobaloo have formed a tight friendship.
At this point we see them all cooking normal food. What the fuck? We had to eat the worst food in the history of man during our season, so wrong.
Then its time for the second game. Honestly I don't want to spend the time explaining this one. There is LOADS of paint, painter outfits, paint pouring from the ceiling, and moving slick floors. You get the picture it's messy. The winner is determined by which team collects the most paint in the spinning moving target's beaker. The red team's advantage is that one of their teammates gets an extra cup. They give the cup to Drew, cut to Drew saying he's the best one on the team.
Green Tigers go first Brent and Linda kick ass. Megan falls so much that I worry about her bones, and Bobaloo is the beaker holder. Next the red team is up and Drew immediately drops the extra cup and the advantage is lost. It appears as though both teams did equally well. It is revealed by judge Bob that the red team has like a smidgen more than the other team, and so the red team wins. The lovers embrace. The Soccer Mom, the Librarian and Justin gear up for another reward. The Green Tigers do the walk of shame.
Now its time for the water works, Megan is in hysterics because she performed poorly. Brent is basically like "I'm not going into elimination again". The rest of the team agrees because none of them want to go against him. Megan offers to go to elimination, so the team makes her pick her opponent. She picks her dear friend Bobaloo. Friends or shmiends, $250,000 is a lot of dough. In her defense I wouldn't want to go against Linda either. Linda took a bungee to the stomach and then broke a board over her head the day before... basically.
The punishment is washing cars and the reward is race car driving. Justin takes this time to ridicule the poor innocent librarian Dan. He even goes as far as to make an L-shape with his fingers and put it to his forehead when describing Dan's behavior. In case some of you aren't aware of what that gesture means, it means loser. I know this because my 9 year old daughter does it all the time, she learned it from Hannah Montana.
Bob and Megan's elimination game involves stuffed pandas, treadmills, flour, and green spandex outfits. Megan wins. Its going to be hard for me to continue watching.
Why, why, why did it have to be Bobaloo, he was so damn entertaining?
Reader Comments (7)
I miss Bobaloo all ready.
I liked it better when you called people "twat"...:) Why people gotta ruin stuff!
scarlette, scarlette, scarlette ..... you know i just love ya' and your blog -
and you know i live for your comments daily BUT please get a life !!!!
Damn, I was hoping you pissed off a couple of the contestants. I got a kick out of the posts on the last one. Especially from that genius who called you puerto rican pussyrag haha Why puerto rican? Maybe some puerto rican fucked them over or made fun of them when they were a kid.
Regardless, worst show EVER made! next to that bullshit Geico Caveman one. I personally believe the producers should be banned from tv for life....But it isweet that you got to to go on it and go to Japan.
Um, there is this little thing about anonymous posting, I know where the comments come from even if you don't post your email. You see us moron bloggers have the ability to see every page that was accessed by an IP address.
So if you would like to pretend like you are someone else a good idea would be to go to their house and use their computer otherwise I can tell the difference.
I suppose though its me who needs a life, not the person who is going around pretending to be other people, so weird.
No really it was a loving comment
I think you are all missing the main point here... did you not see Bobaloo in his spandex? I was very uncomfortable seeing his dangly man parts swaying in his body suit. I mean did you see how low... well, I'll just leave it at that.