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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Monday
Aug172009

Lets all take a big breath....Who the hell cares?

Dancing With The Has Beens has released the names of the new cast.

Lets be honest here. This is the half that I know. The others, um, well, I don't feel like googling them. You know my state of mind, I haven't posted since thursday, that means I'm either having a bad hangover or regret.

Also they said that Chuck Liddell is a cast member, but I refuse to believe that. 

Anyway, I hate that show, I never watch it.  Ok, I totally watched a few episodes when STEVE-O was on it, thats because I love him. I mean LOVE. He's such a darling little sugar cake, but I digress.

On a semi related note, Donny looks like a straight up CHOMO in that picture.

My feeling is that if they want to get fake famous people on the show, or "washed" up performers, then they should get the sweet ones. These people aren't even epic enough failures for me to care about. So lets make some suggestions for the next season.

My suggestions:

Tony Danza

Julie Brown (I would have put the real video here, but they won't let you imbed it on YOUTUBE, that always pisses me off. Click here for the real deal)

This is the song that made me who I am today.

 

 

 

Reader Comments (1)

I heart DWTS....and being the avid Cowboys fan that I am I hope Michael Irvin takes it...just like Emmitt Smith did a few years ago!!! :-)

08-19-2009 | Unregistered CommenterCandy

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