Things That Are a Ridiculous Waste of Time: Part 1
Wednesday, August 26, 2009 1. Explaining that using your debit card to buy groceries is exactly like writing a check to someone over the age of 55.
2. Summer TV.
3. Underwear
4. Any of the following movies: Message In a Bottle, Titanic, Out of Africa, Monster's Ball, Dumb and Dumber, Glitter, Valkyrie, Revolutionary Road.......feel free to add anything embarrassingly predictable...
5. Road Construction. Does it ever really get finished?
6. Making the bed. Really unless there is company coming over....
7. 64 calorie light beer. Read your labels folks, there may not be as many calories, but they've taken away some of the booze, so you have to drink twice as many...
8. Scary fucking Meth commercials and billboards. If your kid is comes face to face with meth, and has to rely on advertising for an answer, you've all ready fucked up.
9. Pretending to like things that everyone else does...Its OK if you don't like wine, sushi, pesto, Katherine Heigel and other trendy things....
10. Fiber bars, save yourself some time and throw them straight into the toilet.
OK, now its your turn.
I'm bored, pet peeves, waste of time in advice 
Reader Comments (2)
Man I so agree...here are a few more...
1. Asking for a raise
2. cubical life
3. buying furniture that needs to be put together
4. Facebook
5. brainstorming meetings
OMIGOD that is hilarious, I forgot about brainstorming meetings... complete waste of time unless there is donuts.
Hahahha.
I forgot to add, decaf coffee.