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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Thursday
Aug062009

In the end, the Soccer Mom Conquers All

DateThursday, August 6, 2009

I'm not going to do a recap on this. It would just suffice to say that Cathy the Soccer Mom won EVERYTHING on ISAJGS, the money, the rewards, and of course the title. As the oldest, shortest contestant Cathy didn't lose a single game in the entire series. In the end Cathy and Linda eliminated former twat Drew and competed against each other in final Majide. It was neck and neck until the end when Cathy ripped the heads of squid with her mouth and slid over the lotion mountains into "the money". 

Congratulations Cathy. $250,000! 

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