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Friday
Aug072009

Finally an Answer For Camel Toe Sufferers...

The Cuchini.

This little wonder product apparently solves today's camel toe epidemic. 

Why are camel toes worse than ever, you might ask?

Well its because women are shaving and waxing the hell out of their beave's. This causes a loss in the natural cushion a bush provides between your lips and your pants. Hence the camel toe outbreak.

You must check out the site. You can even send them "anonymously" to some one.

Oh, and there is this certain catalog company out their that sells Mom jeans and other high waisted camel toe inducing ensembles. I'm not allowed to say their name because, um well, I'm just not. Anyway, they should give Cuchini's away complimentary with each pair of pants sold.

Lastly, I'd just like to thank the inventors of the Cuchini, after all we all need to do our part for camel toe prevention. Let me leave you with a favorite video of mine..."The Camel Toe Song"

Reader Comments (2)

I'm so sending one to my friend!!!

08-11-2009 | Unregistered CommenterCandy

hi, i have sick camel toe.
my solution was a sex change but now i found an EVEN BETTER thaang!

THE CUCHINI.
hehehe

04-30-2010 | Unregistered Commenterturd

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