Citizens Arrest...

I have always thought that citizens arrests were about the dumbest things on earth right up there with "resident advisors" and mall cops. 

First of all, the term should be "senior" citizens arrest. This is because the only people who ever take advantage of this "right" are over the age of 65, have extensive cat figurine collections, and hate when you trespass on their property. Well those people and bi-sexual psuedo midgets with their own show on MTV.

Thats right Tila Tequilla made a citizens arrest on her San Diego Chargers boyfriend Shawne Merriman after he choked her. I can't take this story. Ms. Tequila is about 90lbs. How the hell did she arrest a professional football player? 

Basically, Merriman is saying that he wasn't choking her, he was just trying to prevent her from drinking and driving. Tequilla  is claiming that they were "LOVAS, and she doesn't drink because she is allergic to alcohol. Merriman denies the romantic aspect of their relationship.

OK, fuck that. Fuck both of them. First of all, if Tila Tequilla is allergic to liquor then she's probably also a virgin and a real cop. Clearly the ho is loaded all the time... maybe she is just a crack head though, and not a boozer. Second of all, Merriman brought this on him self. Not only did he let her into his house, but then he choked her instead of just doing the right thing and handing her a Soduko puzzle or a peen to suck on.

It sickens me.