Jesus has a Stalker...
Thursday, September 10, 2009 This clip is only missing one thing. Thats when she said that she hasn't had sex for 2 years because "she only burns for Jesus, that way.
No shit.
Scarlette
Ok, so I'm doing a little follow up on this post. The reason? I am working this week, and my schedule has gone to hell because I am used to laying around thinking about things to post.
So I had to post this girl because she made my skin crawl. I don't know why but when people talk about Jesus constantly it makes me uncomfortable.
I trace this discomfort to my college years when one of my roommates used to bump naked parts with various suitors, and scream "YES...YESSSSS....THANK YOU JESUS.......JESUS CHRIST YES...FUCK YES.
Every time I would hear this I would laugh alternately while worrying about my soul. Also I would wonder if Jesus was weeping somewhere. Well, when this psychotic maniac kept squealing about Jesus, I had the EXACT same feelings.
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I went on a camping trip once where I was awoken in the wee hours by some friends who were getting it on. The girl was a self proclaimed atheist vegetarian. In the morning, the rest of the guys and I commented, "well, we know she loves meat and she sure screamed OH GOD all night." It's amazing how sex can set a girl free.
That is really beyond funny and again I feel like I'm going to hell.