Ask My Husband Who Won America's Got Talent...

Just go ahead. 

He has no idea. This memory lapse is due to Shakira's performance leaving him under some sort of trance. I can't say that I blame him though. She was...um, hard to take your eyes off of.

I felt like I was missing something when I was watching her perform and then right around the time, when she dry humps the speaker box I realized what I was missing...

A dick. 

The strippers of the world should be suing for infringement.  All these pop stars are trying so hard to copy the signature stripper-style. First Britney, then Miley, now Shakira, going around grinding on sound equipment and flashing their beaves, get your OWN profession. 

Most of the stars fail miserably at their stripper impersonations, but Shakira.... She does have the name, and the ass, and she lacks full mastery of the English language... some people are just born with it.

Any-why-the-hell-not-pretend-like-your-a-stripper-way, probably should go buy stock in KY, there is going to be a shortage now that the video has been released. I would post it, but they are being weird about embedding it as content! You'll have to search for it on your own, I saw it this morning on VH1. She's actually naked wearing a belt and in a cage, I'm going to play if for my husband and then ask him for $50, I let you know how it goes.

~INSERT SHEWOLF HOWL HERE~