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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Tuesday
Sep292009

What I'm Loving, today...Random.

 1. The best pants ever (thanks to Karen athttp://brainure.blogspot.com/) I HAVE to figure out the perfect person to buy some of these for.

Other than those pants, I'm having an ultra hard time trying to think about something to write about because I'm...get ready for this....working. Yep. Its freelance though, so I can still work on my lay-off list in good conscience. Sadly I've really been slacking. This is all probably related to the fact that I am a year older now, and my mind is going slowly. The first sign is randomly crying at the Biggest Loser. Beware.

2. This quote: "Who you are speaks so loudly I can't hear what you're saying." Ralph Waldo Emerson. I've been reciting this quote day in and day out. It so perfectly illustrates how I feel when someone who hates my guts kisses my ass.

3. http://tweetsofwisdom.blogspot.com/: I'm not going to lie, Twitter is like an evil pimp that people making their way in the cyber world have to whore themselves for. I go to this site to get a little insight, and I love a good quote. 

4. Springer Doodles. Normally I hate "doodles" of any kind because designer dogs make me puke. But I ran into a guy with one the other day...he let me hold the magical beast and my heart melted into a thousand pieces. This isn't the one, but come on this face is UNREAL...

5. And lastly...the cleavage caddy.

I'm sorry but how stupid. I can't even pretend like I think that is a good idea. Sure I will stick a tube of lipstick or a few bucks in my bra in a pinch, but if you are sticking enough shit in your bra to necessitate a special bra wallet...get a fucking purse.

So folks...thats what I've been up to...a whole lot of nothing!!!

Reader Comments (1)

Stupid is leaving your purse unattended as so many women do, stupid is being vulnerable to purse snatchers when you can take control, and stupid is assuming you know about a product enough to make a rude comment when you have no clue why it was created or why so many people are buying them! I created this product for me and when all my friends wanted one I patented it-that was not stupid. Good luck and God Bless!

05-25-2010 | Unregistered Commentercleavagecaddyma

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