Petco is Nuts.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009 I went to Petco yesterday. Had to hit the rawhide bar for my millions of dogs.
I was walking past the rat cages, when I heard two little kids excitedly yelling about the rats.
The little boy said "He's giving birth, oh, yep he's totally giving birth".
I didn't want to miss the miracle of life, so I walked over. Sure enough the rat was giving birth, not to baby rats. He was sitting on top of his enormous testicles.
I started laughing so hard, I couldn't stop.
One of the employees asked me what I was laughing at.
I stated "Oh that little boy over there thinks a rat is giving birth. Only its not a baby its his nuts."
Apparently "nuts" is not an OK word at Petco. A random lady berated me for my choice of language. I think she thought even less of me when I asked her if it would have been more appropriate for me to say "scrotal sack."
My mother is never going shopping with me again.
But seriously? When did "nuts" become profane?
Reader Comments (2)
This picture is pretty damn funny. All that rat needs is a smoking jacket, a glass of scotch on ice and a stereo with some Frank Sinatra in the background. What a pimp.
Maybe you should have said Balls...I wonder if that would have been better??