COUGARS UNITE AND FIGHT.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010 This is a bunch of total bull shit. Carnival Cruise line hated on horny middle aged women this week when it canceled its Cougar Cruise. I've never heard of such a magical voyage but apparently it exists, and now we are going to have to start campaigning for COUGAR RIGHTS, because they are being discriminated against.
According to the www.postchronicle.com :
Cubs and cougars are not allowed...and we don't mean animals. According to reports, a sexually charged cruise for young men to meet old hot babes has been cancelled.
A singles group specializing in amorous encounters for older women and younger men said Miami'sCarnival Cruise Lines rejected a requested event.
Rich Gosse, executive producer of CougarEvents.com and chairman of The Society of Single Professionals, said the group's travel agent, SinglesTravelCompany.com, was told by the cruise line that the group's previous "cougars and cubs" cruise would be its last with Carnival, The Miami Herald reported Tuesday.
Seriously? Isn't every Carnival Cruise full of cougars? I mean why the hell are they alienating their clientele? Everyone knows that horny divorcees go on cruises with the explicit intent on getting laid by a pool boy. Its the circle of life. Why not make it legit, by making sure that everyone knows what the score is? You know, it is so annoying to cougars when they go on cruises and all the young men are with their parents.
I love that picture of the pissed off cougar.
Any-let-the-cougars-breed-way: what happened on the last Cougar Cruise? Seriously, I HAVE TO KNOW. If you have any information regarding this please forward it to me.
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