Frank The Entertainer in A Basement Affair Episode 3: "Cup Noodles"

Ok, so forgive me because my recap is going to be really short compared to usual. Its a holiday weekend and my heart isn't into it today.  I may come off as being a little pissy today, try not to take anything I say too serious. And if you still think I'm a heartless bitch then go check out what other bloggers have to say HERE

In a nutshell: Renee appears to be a complete psycho,  Jennifer used to be a favorite of mine-now she is coming off as vapid~What happened? Tammy quickly turned into a VERY bad stereo type of an Asian person, and Kerry and Cathy are schemers....in fact if it wasn't for their schemery I wouldn't watch the show. Renee is seriously 5 minutes away from a padded room they should probably check her bags for collections of Franks pubes and sweat socks.

The show starts off with a Garage Sale challenge, the girls are split into teams and they have to sell the Maresca's old shit. Who ever makes the most money wins. Highlights of the game: Renee running with a TV and eating shit (that really looked painful), the yellow team giving hand jobs massages for $10, and Ann using actual talent to draw portraits of people and sell them for a buck.

Cathy was on Renee's team and "threw the challenge" so that Renee wouldn't win anymore alone time with Frank. You dirty little vixen Cathy. Good job. The yellow team was called out by Frank's Mom for doing ho shit, and in the end Ann's team won. Ann, Jennifer, and Dana all went on a date with Frank while the others ate dinner with his parents. Two different flavors of meatloaf~in case you were wondering.

Ann is winning me over. The girl is nice. REALLY FUCKING NICE. And you know what? The world needs a little more nice in it. I'm actually starting to like Frank. He's becoming... dare I say a man?  It appears that he is seeing Ann for the really nice person that she is and finally "rewarding her efforts" by making out with her. Oh, and Ann got a ho-make-over this episode.... basically they covered her in bronzer and made her wear a bump it. She looked good. Any way the the ho-look was a hit with Frank. He didn't really pay much attention to Dana or Jennifer, which was shocking to Jennifer because apparently she thinks that boobs and lip gloss being pretty is enough. Jennifer just can't understand why Frank isn't sniffing her ass and bringing her gold nuggets every five.

Note to Jennifer: the dude has 11 other girls serving their coochie's on a golden platter to him, why would he pick the one that he has to hunt down and cook himself? 

In the end though, Frank sent Tammy home. This was because he couldn't understand what she was talking about because of her limited English, mixed with her massage parlor antics, and um...the fact that she likes cup noodles not Italian Sausage. Its too bad she had to go, I was really sort of starting to like her.

Good bye Tammy!!!!

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I LIKE CUP N00DLE!<3