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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Wednesday
Jan272010

In The 69 you know my Humpty Nose will.....

All morning long , I just kept thinking hump day, hump day. Today is hump day. What does that mean if you aren't in college and don't have a 9-5? Not a whole hell of a lot. I remember partying on hump day in college at a little bar they call the Emerald Club in Boise, which used to be the very most fun a person could have on a Wednesday Night. Seriously, we waited for hours in line... to go shake it.

Side note, that was the first place I ever used a fake ID...to buy at lest 300 Sex On The Beaches. Memories, thats what keeps us going in the cold of winter.

Anyway, so I'm driving and all the sudden I start singing the "Humpty Dance". And it dawns on me this is  a glorious song, I had to come home and buy it on my Itunes.  So I've been doing the humpty hump for about 30 minutes now, and well lets just say Wednesday has meaning again.

Have a great day ya'll!

Xoxo

SQ

Reader Comments (4)

fuckin' LOVE this song

01-27-2010 | Unregistered Commenter-karen

Hope you enjoy those sex on the beach memories forever, The Emerald is gone now. The law office next door expanded into that space. I hope those lawyers are haunted by the memories of our exploits forever. I have memories there too from a young age. No more mentally challenged guy selling his flaccid hot dog wieners outside the entrance. No more cafeteria-style seating. No more tinkles in a bathroom straight out of a horror flick. I fell in love with a Detroit Lion's running back there. God, I loved that place. Like Precious said, Gays never did nothing to me... (except love me, under-aged and all). Keep shaking it. http://www.boiseweekly.com/Cobweb/archives/2009/09/29/emerald-city-club-goes-dark

01-28-2010 | Unregistered CommenterAub

FIRST ZIMA? NOW THE E CLUB. BOOOOOOOOO. Thats the worse news I've heard all day. That was the best bar ever... I saved a woman's life their using my life guarding skills until the paramedics arrived. Also some men there taught me what clove cigarettes were...those boys and their cloves were fierce.
RIP

01-28-2010 | Registered CommenterScarlette

Wow...that is where I learned about cloves too. Must be a gay thing?? Who knows!!! Wednesdays was straight night. LOL!!!

02-2-2010 | Unregistered CommenterCandy

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