ARE YOU KIDDING? REALLY ARE YOU? THE C-STRING
Monday, January 4, 2010 
That thing in her hand that she's holding... the pink thing that looks like a shoe horn, that is underwear. Its called the C-String, and apparently its for those people who REALLY hate panty lines.
First of all, if you hate panty lines so much: DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR!!! Skip em' they are not necessary. But if you are the kind of freak that would rather affix a modified maxi pad with a semi-stiff-tail straight to your taint before leaving the house, maybe my words will be lost on you.
Normally at this point I would cry out to the heavens wondering WHY WHY? WHY would anyone spend money on such a pointless item.... I'm not going to. I'm just going to accept that there are people in the world that would go through great lengths in order to pretend like they are wearing underwear.
There are some really funny testimonials on their website, and if you are thinking of taking that final plunge into complete freakery, you can own your own pair for $24.
Reader Comments (6)
Would it really be a "pair"?
That is beyond.... someone had to come up with it, though. Check out the go-girl.... I had never heard of this before, have you?
http://www.go-girl.com/
First off I would never purchase one of these.
But perhaps they might be better marketed as a camel toe reducer (or maybe they make a camel toe look like a moose knuckle I am not sure). Maybe they are "green" panty liners -personally I definitely skip being green in this area. Scarlette you are right, these are totally ludicrous.
But I had to comment because Karen brings up a great point...Why, Why, Why do we refer to underwear (or panties if you will) in pairs? ex. I bought a "pair" of panties - um no I only bought one - but try to say that it is awkward: "I bought a panty."
Get me drunk enough and I'd wear one. Until I sobered up, of course.
Where would you put your junk? it seems like it could only be used as a taint warmer on a man.