Nothing Says Friday, Like a Haiku

Ever so often I like to write Haiku's, they make me feel centered. Next time you are stressed out just write a Haiku, trying to count the 5-7-5 format, it takes all the pain away. If you are feeling poetic leave me a Haiku!!! I live for that.

The weekend is here
resolutions to break
Should I shower now?

Potlucks are scary

my cooking may kill good friends

Grandma counts bodies

Shall I go naked

Frost bitten privates turn black

snow is for losers

Here are some of my favorite Haiku's from my readers, can you top these?

Viruses lick balls?
You are a funny fucker
Way to make me laugh

~John

Feeling lousey now
Painful stomach ache hits first
Blow shits are the worst

~Sam

Take your severance,
Go buy a new set of boobs.
How fun would that be?

~Deano

Comments

[C]

home on a Friday
A baby on board these days
Grey goose I miss you

[Scarlette]

Nice.
The things we give up for children.

[-karen]

I love Haikus, too!
Where else can you use random
Hippopotamus?