LAY-OFF LIST

1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Monday
01Feb2010

Apologies...

So, I have been slacking a bit in the last week or so, I didn't write a column for the reader last week so there was no new Single In Sandpoint. I've been at the mercy of the medical profession, and basically, just too tired to be overly funny or observant. 

But its coming to an end this week folks, and soon I will be back to my old self. And we can laugh together and chat about camel toes, or sluts, or kids, or booze, whatever our hearts desire.

Also I can get back to working on that dang Lay Off List, you know that pesky little reminder on the left side of this page. I think I may have number 10 DONE.

I can't keep it inside any longer though. I guess.... I always have time for just one observation: the Grammy's last night, I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!! The camel toe is back in a big way, I've never seen them so extreme or so mainstream.  So I'm going to sign of this post with last nights best toes, and I'm seriously wondering who should take the crown:

GAGA TOE

PINK TOE

Its a tough choice, but I think you can actually see Pink's vulva, so I might have to say, that she is the new unofficial queen of the toe, and I don't just hand that award out lightly. Some people would say that it is impossible for Lady Ga Ga to achieve a camel toe... 

Nice Brazilians.

Reader Comments (2)

That is definitely a tough call....but I am going with GAGA - I mean maybe it is just an illusion but her outfit somehow reminds me of the reebok pump (i may loss some of your younger audience here). Anyway, I am pretty sure she can control her toe by squeezing on her shoulder puffs....

02-3-2010 | Unregistered CommenterC

Hahah C. I think she can.

02-3-2010 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

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