Chucky Cheese Riot...and I missed it.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
I don't like Chuck E Cheese. I'm a bitch of a Mom and I refuse to take my kids there. Oh, sure there was a time when I did, and my 3 year old got stuck up in one of those gerbil mazes. I had to take my fat pregnant ass up there and search for her through the stench of urine and kid stank. I had to leave my middle child alone strapped in a stroller to fend off the pedophiles lurking around the Whack a Mole while I embarked on this rescue mission. I think I bathed in purell that night. Seriously, I have panic attacks just thinking about it.
The only redeeming quality about Chuck E Cheese is that purple monster and the fact that they serve beer. Which sheds some light on the clip above. Basically a whole family gets tossed in the slammer after starting a riot at Chuck E Cheese during a two year old's birthday party. Been there.
Watch the clip if you can, because I'm telling you, its pretty funny.
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Reader Comments (3)
Ghetto. LOL!! I hate that place. I wonder if they still have that cage of colored balls...didn't that get banned or sometihng when they did that study of how unsanitary it is??
I ALSO AM NOT A FAN. I mean I loved it when I was a kid, but the one here has a two beer maximum and only one beer per hour policy. That's right folks - TWO beers - one per hour. I hate to say I can't have fun with out alcohol, but in that situation, that is what I am saying. Big huge rats dressed like Elvis, Screaming kids, Germs-a-Plenty, weirdos with no kids....just the thought makes me need a drink.
oh yeah and the pizza sucks.
Why do people suck? This video is just, sad. So sad.