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Thursday
04Feb2010

Um, holy shit.

DateThursday, February 4, 2010

If you want to see the most amazing booty shaking I've ever seen in my life please forward to 1:14 on this vid.

Yeah, my vagina is crying sympathy tears, and I think I threw my back out just imagining trying it.  

 There is also this weird side of me that feels like maybe watching this video and enjoying it makes me a bad person. So conflicted. I don't know where these feelings are coming from but I think that it might be because I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks... just guessing.

Nonetheless, it is amazing.

AuthorScarlette | Comment6 Comments |
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Reader Comments (6)

Hahahah

02-4-2010 | Unregistered CommenterA

now I have "how low can you go...how low....can you go" stuck in my head.

02-5-2010 | Unregistered Commenter-karen

I just messed on my keyboard hahaha

02-5-2010 | Unregistered CommenterSam

I know. I screamed in sheer confusion when the girl in the black came out and lost her mind...I'm not going to lie though, part of me wants to try it.

02-5-2010 | Registered CommenterScarlette

If you think she knows how to shake psshhttttttttttttt

02-6-2010 | Unregistered CommenterBootyGurlxo420ox

Scarlette, you find the craziest shit on the net. Your blog is all I need to be informed of what our sad, sad culture has become. Sigh. I'm gonna go munch on some pork grinds now.

02-8-2010 | Unregistered CommenterJohn McLellan

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