This shit can not be true.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010 Word on the street is that Jesse James, the hottest of hots cheated on his sweet girl next door wife SANDRA BULLOCK.
With this:
Now, I like Sandra Bullock, don't get me wrong. Saying you hate Sandra bullock is like saying you like to punch kittens... but I LOVE Jesse James. In all my imaginary meetings with Mr. James, I've never gotten the pervy cheater vibe from him. I honestly thought he was a recovering addict with a porn star ex wife, who had changed. Recovering from addiction and breaking it off with a porn star is really hard.
You know?
I'm guessing he relapsed.
According to the Superficial:
While Jesse has had an 11-month affair, including five weeks of sex, with Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, she believed he and Sandra were no longer together. "I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man," Michelle tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. "He gave me the impression they were separated." For weeks, while Sandra was in Atlanta shooting The Blind Side, Michelle had sex at least once a week with the Monster Garage star. Far from a one-night stand, his relationship with Michelle was intimate and highly charged. Michelle even says she called Jesse, who didn't wear underwear or condoms, by a special pet name, Vanilla Gorilla, because he was so "well-endowed."
This whole Vanilla Gorilla thing has me intrigued I'm not going to lie. If a porn star thinks your packing, then hot dang it must be HUGE.
Honestly though I hope everything but the Gorilla part is a lie.
Jesse James, cheaters, sandra bullock in Celebrities 
Reader Comments (6)
Most women have "slummed" it right? Woke up with a tow truck driver, a sheetrocker, or some other profession that gives a man perpetually dirty fingernails. The surprise ending to some of those experiences is that you might actually like this hunky, blue-collar creature that doesn't know who the Vice President is, or has never eaten sushi. It works out for a couple weeks, you have a lot of sex to fill those awkward silences ... and then someone, always him, says the obvious: "You're too good for me." Men say it because they have a complex that reinforces stereotypes in their head, they must be the breadwinner, smarter, and leaned on for survival. I think Jesse has this awful complex, I think it's why Sandy B. had to tell him in front of millions of people during her Oscar speech, "I want you" ... because that's the culmination of every argument. Jesse: "You're so smart, beautiful, and talented, how could you want someone like me?" and Sandra: "I want you!!!" Jesse doesn't believe this in his heart, and this sad turn of events is the result.
I don't know, I haven't given it much thought really ... haha
I think Jesse is just manly and insecure enough to let Sandra's fame get to him. When he met her, sure she was famous, but five years ago, she wasn't exactly getting Oscar winning roles...Then they proceeded to downplay their relationship in the press EVEN when they were married to the point that it was hard to believe they really were married. I mean HE NEVER WALKS the RED CARPET with her, when he was on the Apprentice he refused to call her and ask for money. I wondered why he wouldn't call that, and now I think he is clearly ashamed that she makes more than him.
Clearly I haven't given it any thought either! Ha.
Famous men should not get married period!!! Think of it this way. If you could go out and eat the best steak every night of the week at a different restaurant whey would you settle for hamburger helper 7 nights a week at home???????
Are you saying Sandra Bullock is hamburger helper? I am no dude, but that is news to me.
HAMBURGER HELPER? WTF? Since when has a the Nazi Stripper been considered the best steak? COME ON. Maybe the better comparison would be like sex with your wife is like dark chocolate rich and satisfying, but once in a while its tempting to eat that cheap shit that is hollow and tastes like wax...
It can happen to anyone anytime!
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