Cheaters. Blech...

So I am trying to get out of this funk with the whole Jesse James is a dirt bag revelation. Why? Why did you have to do it Jesse? 

I haven't posted about Tiger and his ho's because I'm going to be honest with ya'll here. I don't like cheaters. I don't. I don't give a shit if they are married to the most frigid bitch on earth, thats what they invented divorce for. 

I'm not the kind of person who finds it possible to forgive an asshole for fucking around. I don't care if they have a solid gold peen, I'm not down. I'm not religious enough to believe that you work on a marriage NO MATTER WHAT, and I'm not about to let my kids grow up thinking that its OK to let a man treat you like a doormat in the name of marriage. If that makes me a bad person. OH-FUCKING-WELL.

So every time I hear these stories about people cheating on their spouses, it irritates me.  When I hear that their wives are going to take them back, it shocks me.  So when people send me links about how I should cover Tiger's sext messages and blah, blah, blah.... I don't.

Ok, internet? I just don't really do stories on cheating because I don't think its funny. Behind every mistress and man whore is a person who feels like the caviar they've been eating for the duration of their relationship was actually a shit on a stick. A person who is embarrassed, horrified, and in terrible pain...and on top of that they have to bathe in a tub of bleach to kill the germs harbored by whores who go around doing it to people's husbands.

All right, now I'm going to go watch the Hangover back to back to get over this foul mood. Holla.

Comments

[cheated]

thank you for the post. I am so with you. for once people need to stop saying poor this guy and the girl friend. but
they shamed their wife and children, when they do it. Then everyone gets pissed off at the wife if she says or do
anything. standing up for yourself and beliefs and dealing with the looks is so awful. I lived in that town of yours
but had to leave, with my children because of something like this. Cheaters and their whores should be humiliated
and feel embarrassed. But instead the wife is the mean cold bitch, and has to hear it from everyone.

thank you

[Sam]

Maybe Sandra should have thought hmmmmmmm I'm going to marry a guy who's last wife was a abusive porn star. Maybe this guy has some relationship issues. Like maybe his porn star exwife (Janine, who is way hotter than Sandra) caught him cheating and thats whey she beat his ass.

[Scarlette]

I just found out that the whore is also a racist so I'm officially ending my Jesse James obsession.

[John McLellan]

I have to agree with you about cheaters. No love from me. None. What's weird is, I'm in a band, and it's not even hard to stay true to my wife. "Wow! You must get so much ass!" Nope. Fuck, I'm married. When I get it, I rejoice, but in the end, I'd rather NOT be getting laid with my wife than cheating. She's the bomb, and I'm retarded for her. Pretty easy to stay true. Thanks for this rant Scarlette.