Lets Wrap it Up 3 topics in one post...ta da.
Thursday, April 1, 2010 So I've taken about a week off from blogging. Mostly because I haven't been in the mood to deal with negative bullshit, so I've been avoiding the internet as a whole and focussing on my own issues. I know weird right? Now that my self imposed time-out is over, I am going to talk about the things I feel like talking about... A little wrap of the last 7 days...
1.
Am I the only one who sees it? Justin Bieber and Hillary Swank are twins. If you don't know who Justin Bieber is...just ask your nearest 11 year old girl. Justin replaced the Jonas Brothers as the "it" boy singer, I don't know. I thought the Jonas' reign would last longer but then there they went getting married and having girlfriends, and everyone knows that today's little girls like fake virgin superstars. I seem to remember my child hood celebrity crushes as less ambiguously sexed...well, I guess it is kind of weird for a 12 year old to love Kiefer Sutherland nevermind.
2. My Ten Year Old Daughter: Now I'm not sure what kind of shit is popping off in the 5th grade these days but my child has been coming home with the strangest questions. Yesterday morning for example.
10 Year Child: MOM, What's a wet dream?
Me (frozen in fright, not sure what to say) Um? What?
8 year Old: Duh, its when you pee the bed.
Me: Yeah, DU-UH.
Scary. Just plain scary... This year my children have asked me what whore, cock, prostitot (not a spelling error) and wet dream means. I finally asked the oldest, if she has a friend who cusses all the time and knows what all the "bad words are" she said yes. I can't decide who isn't doing their job, I learned all of the meanings of cuss words from a wise neighbor kid, am I responsible to teach them to my child? I DON'T GET IT.
3.
This video is so intense. I mean leave it to the Dad to destroy the hopes and dreams of his young son. Why? Why can't he be a single lady? Is it his fault that he was born with a penis? He has to live in the shadow of the two exotic sisters that sit next to him. Sisters that have Lady Gaga and Beyonce to emulate...and he is stuck with the sparkle free male singers? NO FAIR. He is crying because deep down in his heart he KNOWS that he can't be a single lady and its not right.
My favorite part of the video though, is the sister sitting next to him with her arms crossed. She is like "This mutha fucka, why does Dad have to ruin a moment and piss of my back up dancer?
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