Facebook Musings...

What if you updated your status with the shit you were REALLY doing on facebook every morning? 

What if?

Like instead of saying: Beautiful weather today, I am going to take advantage and get some yard work done!

You told the real story: My ASSHOLE neighbor is already mowing his lawn, and this makes me feel inadequate, I guess I'll get out the lawn mower today.

I have no idea why but peoples facebook status's disturb me. Facebook disturbs me, but it is so addicting I can't stop. I HAVE to see what other people  are doing, so that I can feel either superior or depressed. Its a sickness. 

I haven't posted on my blog for a week. This is due to the fact that I have been having some serious life-changing events, and by the end of the day, I have nothing left to write or give. NOTHING.

But guess what, I still check facebook. AND I WRITE HAPPY THINGS ON MY STATUS. EVEN when I'm not happy. Which goes against all my beliefs. ALL OF THEM.  So, basically I am a fat liar. 

They need a bullshit button. 

Seriously.

Anywhoo, the posting is going to go back to normal soon I promise.  

Meanwhile, if you or anyone else you know would like to submit a guest post to me, I would love you till the end of time.

All submissions go to scarlettequille@gmail.com.

Thanks.