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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Thursday
Apr082010

A Song About The Walk Of Shame

This song is sure to be the anthem of proud sluts everywhere. 

The song is basically about picking a dude up at the bar and then going home with him and having "spectacular sex". One of the lyrics? "Ass up, clothes off, broke off, dozed off." We get all these vignettes of her and the guy doing the mating ritual of Jose Cuervo between images of her popping her coochie  next to the railroad tracks.

Best part of this whole thing? The singer used to be in the Cheetah Girls. Yes, the Cheetah Girls a Disney musical act. Hahahah. Why do Disney starlets turn to a life of coke whorary once their contracts are up? I mean they are all virgins until they quit the Disney channel and then all the sudden their panties drop and they start singing things like "I think he pulled my track out when he was blowing my back out." I guess with out Disney around to safe guard their virginity these little Disney Ho's lose their minds.

The other disturbing part of this song, um I don't think I know what qualifies as spectacular sex these days. I mean if I found myself in the position of walking down the street missing a chunk of hair worried about whether or not I contracted an STD I would consider that a bad night.  To each his own though right?

 

 

Reader Comments (2)

The guy she's having "spectacular" s-e-x with, is fugly. Even the 'walk of shame' is being commercialized? Is nothing sacred anymore. Hilarious vid, thanks scar-q.

04-9-2010 | Unregistered CommenterAub

Agreed. And seriously, the walk of shame is a sacred institution, you can NOT commercialize it, once you remove the shame what is left?

04-9-2010 | Registered CommenterScarlette

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