Let Them Rest in Peace
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 
I'm talking about the Canadian Tuxedo and the High Waisted Jeans. Though I honestly wouldn't care if I NEVER SAW TOM CRUISE or HIS WIFE AGAIN. They creep me out. I'm not sure how Tom managed to look more feminine in his garish denim nightmare than his wife, but he did.
I was working at K-Mart in 1992, and Roseanne Barr was still married to Tom Arnold. Well Roseanne had a kid at the bad kids school about 40 minutes north from Sandpoint... She and Tom showed up at K-Mart one afternoon and blew like $300 on CD's and shit on their way to go visit the kid. ROSEANNE WAS WEARING THE EXACT OUTFIT THAT TOMMY IS IN THIS PICTURE, but she wore hers with white keds. I shit you not. On a secondary note Roseanne wasn't really that fat, she just had ginormous boobs, take what you will from that little trip down memory lane.
Any way, I'm not sure why Katie and Tom have decided to the bite the style of fallen celebrities from the past. Doesn't Katie Know that this pair of jeans is the reason why Jessica Simpson went off the deep end, shortly followed by her career? People stop caring about you the second you put on a pair of jeans and the waist band falls directly under your tits. True Story.
I'm out folks! Done.
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I love that story! Roseanne ... my favorite show ever. She-devil, the best movie ever. I can't believe you were slanging the blue-light specials. K-Mart was not a cool place when I was younger, kids would make fun if my clothes were from there. Now, if I buy a blouse from Walmart, and I say it's from Walmart, no biggie. It's the age of the superstore.
Who is that with Katie H., her dumpier lesbian sister?