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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Friday
Jun042010

Been There?

Some conversations are so strange, like this one held in my car this morning. My youngest two were going to a sleep over after school...

Middle Child: Did you pack 5 pairs of underpants?

Youngest Child: Yes, I hope no one opens my bag at school.

Me: Why did you pack 5 pairs of underwear, you are only going to be there one night?

Youngest Child: For when we laugh so hard we pee our pants.

Middle: It happens every time.

Reader Comments (3)

He He - they are so awesome: both hilarious and sensible. Tell her I hope she had a good sleep over - which is apparently a 5 underwear night....

06-5-2010 | Unregistered CommenterC

I love the "happens every time" part. That's hilarious.

06-7-2010 | Unregistered CommenterJohn McLellan

Ha. I haven't been over here to read in a while - so I'm just reading this and I am dying, crying holding in laughter at my desk at work. This is classic, and so so true. What good planners you have.

06-21-2010 | Unregistered CommenterAsh

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