I will never sleep again.

Ok, so after I watched Frank The Entertainer In a Basement Affair, I became friends with a couple of them on facebook. This has been very interesting. Especially if your one of those kind of people who wonder if the people in dating shows are really the same in real life, and what kind of lives do they have? I wonder these things.

Anywhoo, the other day the winner of that show "Kerry Schwartz" posted about being in the emergency room and then they covered it on TMZ. Click here for story.

Apparently an unknown bug laid eggs inside of her egg. The "egg sack" grew to the size of a handball and then she went into the ER to get what she thought was a bug bite checked out. SAY WHAT?

That has to be one of the most disgusting things EVER. SERIOUSLY FUCKING GROSS.

I could point out the obvious and say that her last known boyfriend lived in a basement, or that when you lie with dogs... but I won't.

I can't.

I feel too bad for her.  After just READING the story, I shampooed my rug, drank bleach and forced my kids to take a lysol bath. 

Get better Kerry.