At Least I put out....
Monday, August 2, 2010 
This is funny. My friend saw it in a Trader Joe's parking lot. I don't know what to think about that. People with Mini Vans go to Trader Joes? I thought it was more of a subaru and hybrid joint. I stand corrected.
Also I wouldn't know, since Trader Joe's will NOT come with in 300 miles of Sandpoint I am not priveledged enough to check out the parking lot regularly. Which is a shame because my friend says that the best bumper stickers are there. I go there for the food when I'm on vacation, I had no idea that there were hidden gems in the parking lot. Note to self....
I like this sticker. Its funny. When I think of mini vans I think of mormons and other republicans, I forget that these folks mate like rabbits. I mean it takes a LOT of sex to have 6 or so kids. We can all speculate that maybe it's some sort of vanilla missionary sex, whatever the case they are having it....and lots of foul mouthed horny godless people aren't. Put that in your pipe...
Whatever the case, we need to start showing respect for minivan drivers. Society might see the minivan as a sign of settling and forgotten youth. Perhaps a more accurate stereo type would be that of a sexual dynamo? Maybe? Possibly.
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Reader Comments (2)
Nope Mini Van= sorry
Dude, a mini van means a woman DOES put out. Don't be fooled by that whole "soccer mom" stuff. It might not happen IN the mini-van, but it's happening when the thing gets home and parked in the garage, no doubt.