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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Sunday
Jan022011

First Post 2011

I plan on doing a LOT MORE of this in 2011. Please ignore image quality it was taken with a cell phone my first night out after having a baby.

OK, so I have been like the most MIA blogger on the block. Maybe its because I have an eleven week old baby. Maybe its because I write a column and it takes all the miniscule amount of creativity and fully formed thought that I have to spare and there is nothing left for my itty bitty blog. Or maybe its the other jobs I have or the 3 older kid's NEVER ENDING after school activities.

I feel so horrible for my lack of posts, but then again I don't.

Now it's 2011 and I think I can sort of see the light at the end of the tunnel (looks a lot like the sunrise, which courtesy of my mini dictator I see daily). I am going to promise myself, and my invisible internet friends this. I will post 3 times a week. I am really bad at commitment so if I flub sorry. I am aiming for a Sunday, Wednesday, Friday schedule. Don't feel bad to haze or remind me of this commitment. I love writing I really do. Its just I do it so much for so many things...I neglect this blog because as horrid as this sounds its not a paying gig.

Sorry. I hate money I really do. But until I have a vat of it that I can roll around naked in, I'm forced to whore myself out here and there.

There is exciting things coming in the future though. I'm going to re-do the Corporate Whoracle, and add a few more features. I'm going to start putting a LOT more of MY PHOTOGRAPHY on this blog because I am a photographer and it is stupid that I don't. I take a lot of pictures that are just not appropriate for my commercial audience. I am pretty sure ya'll would like them though. We'll just have to see. 

I do have a formal column about New Year's resolutions that I will post later on this week... I am not going to bore you with the contents of that column twice.

I think my new years resolution is best expressed in this you tube video:

In two thousand eleven I vow to be more like this guy

He's awesome. Seriously who hasn't heard that perfect Bon Jovi tune. Maybe at a little dive bar in your town, and maybe you had 1, 2, or 6 too many vodka red bulls... and all the sudden that dance. You become "that guy" and your all over the place playing the air guitar giving people high 5's. Can I get a witness?

I need more of that in my life. I'm all about the air guitar cheap beer and and high 5's.

Tomorrow is the first day I start my new set of resolutions... Yeah I didn't start that mess on the 1st. January first is for sleeping off hangovers, everyone knows that right?

XOXO

SQ

 

Reader Comments (2)

Hell ya! Its when you hear that good song and it takes you back to your youth! So awesome!
01-3-2011 | Unregistered CommenterLacey
HELLS YES TO THE AIR GUITAR>
01-3-2011 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

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