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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Tuesday
Jun092009

1st Grade Romance

My seven year old came home yesterday with a curious new bobble around her neck.  It was some kind of blown glass ornament on a string. The conversation went something like this.

Me: Where did you get that beautiful new bling?

7 Year Old: Mom, its a necklace.

Me: Ok, where is it from?

7 year old: Jake

Me: WOW thats intense, are you his girlfriend.

7 year old (furious): NO Mom, he just likes me ok, ugh.

Fast forward to 7:00 that evening. I was in the bathroom, when she came in and locked the door.

Me: What? What are you doing?

7 year old: I have a secret and you'll tell it.

Me: No I won't. Maybe I'll blog about it, but I totally won't tell your Dad.

7 year old: OK, because I don't have a boyfriend.

Me: Ok

Then she whipped out a little notebook turned the page and handed it to me to read. There in little first grade scrawl was the words:

I LOVE JAKE.

Then as quickly as she came in she ran out.

So sad. She is already tangled in loves cruel web. 

So that prompts today's question: Do you remember your first crush? What was their name?

My first crush was named Abe Moss. He played soccer and had nice hair.

Your turn.