Fantasy Smoke Break: The Smoking 2 year Old
Tuesday, June 1, 2010 
I haven't done a Fantasy Smoke Break in a while, but I just couldn't resist this one. I mean if this two year old can take a smoke break, than a pregnant broad like me can right?
Any-two-year-olds-smoking-is-the-new-pacifier, this kid is from Indonesia where they apparently don't have the same feelings about cigarettes as we do here. His mother claims that giving him a cigarette keeps him "safe". As in when he doesn't get his fix he bashes his head into walls etc...I used to work with someone that was the exact same way when he didn't get to go outside for a smoke break. God bless him.
Apparently this little guy has above average intelligence despite his 40 cigarette a day problem. My response to that is: NO SHIT. The guy is two and he can smoke. When I was two the smartest thing I could do was pretend to shit on my potty while reading the paper. His parents want him to stop smoking....not because it is unhealthy, more so because his habit costs them $4 a day.
If I was to go on a fantasy smoke break with an adorable Indonesian 2 year old, I think I'd let him do the talking. Seriously, what kind of things do 2 year old smokers talk about? I'm guessing it was his parents stupidity and his desire to fit into skinny jeans that lead him to this addiction....but then again I've been wrong before.
Poor little guy.
