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Whoracle "Oracle" - I need advice.

I am early 30s.  Met a 25 year-old, he's military, really hot, and studying to be an aeronautical engineer.  I slept with him on the first date.  Well it wasn't even a date really, he stopped by last night while consoling a buddy who's wife is dying of cystic fibrosis at a hospital down the street.  So it was a combination of raw lust, absolute admiration for his big heart, and me being such a simmering bowl of insecurity when it comes to being around men that if I don't entice them with sex in the first five minutes, why else would they hang around.  

So he came over and we did it.  Even worse, during, I led him to believe that I am this wild, care-free cougar who has no limits sexually and loves to be seranaded by Rodney Carrington tunes from off the top of his head.  While he was leaving, and leaving is an exaggeration.  More like fleeing from the scene of the crime.  He said he would call me the next day, that day being today.  Here's the thing.  He may not call (duh).  But what if he does call??  How do I digress and adjust my approach and first impression.  Am I doomed with this guy or what?

Thanks

Anonymously Love Dumb

Dear Love Dumb,

I think I speak for nearly all cougars out there when I say, I've been there.

25 year olds are hard to resist with there taught bodies and minimal responsibilities. Lets face it thats why we try so hard to impress them, if we can get them to like us even if we don't like them, we have proven that we are lust-worthy. But here are somethings to keep in mind when it comes to sex with men in their early twenties...You don't have a lot of competition in the bedroom. Remember yourself at 25? I bet you didn't have half the tricks you do now. Sadly young men often times equate sexual prowess with being "sluts" since women their age seldom have the self esteem to really go "balls out" in the bedroom. You know how they say youth is wasted on the young? This guy might have mistaken your skills in the bedroom, instead of chalking them up to your age and experience, he may have equated them with over use. Its a stupid double standard...I know.

My guess though is that this guy is probably a  decent man, he's in shock after being devoured by an older woman, and liking it. But he listens to Rodney Carrington, so...I wouldn't dismiss the idea that he is might be naive among other things...

So the question is what if he doesn't call? Do you really want him to? Or will his call just make you feel better about rocking his world? If he calls you at 2 AM you will have your answer, its a booty call, if he calls you and asks you out on a date, its salvageable.

And if he doesn't call you at all, make sure that next time you go out hunting for prey, you savor the hunt, the catch and the meat.

There are some people who can live off one kill for an entire season!!!

Good luck and let us know what happens.

Yours Truly in the Pursuit of Pleasure,

Scarlette!