LAY-OFF LIST

1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Thursday
Jun042009

Virgins Like Beyonce too.

 

I know its a little early for something like this. Joe Jonas of the Jonas brothers dancing to "Single Ladies". He's doing a really good job at pretending that he doesn't really know the dance, and then once in a while he can't repress his inner Beyonce and he busts out some air tight moves.

I'm pretty sure this will do nothing to squelch the rumor that he is gay. A good idea if you are trying to pass as a straight virgin would be to "NOT" put on your favorite leotard and dance to Beyonce. I'm guessing he doesn't care. Good for him, boys should be able to enjoy the musical stylings of Beyonce with out putting their sexuality in question. Right?

He does have some great legs.

Anywhoo, I don't really understand the whole disney virgin thing. I mean look how it worked out for the rest of them. 

Whats your take on Joe Jonas the virgin?