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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Friday
Jan302009

BEER, BEAVERS & BACON


 

If you are like the other bazillion Americans  you plan on spending this Sunday watching football with one hand on a beer and the other on your nuts.
To be honest I don’t even know who is in the super bowl, but I will  definitely be watching and celebrating because, the good lord in all her mercy has decided to bless our country with the finest sport of all time and commercials to go with it.

I’m not really jazzed about Bruce Springsteen though.

Make your Super Bowl Super, by following these tips.

1. BEER. I do not drink beer  as a rule but, since Sunday is the Lord's day, I try not to hit the hard stuff, this Sunday I will be drinking BUDWIESER, in honor of America.

 

2. GOOD COMMERCIALS (according to my brother this is the best commercial of all time):

  

3. Junk Food: delicious snacks made with the 3 main junk food groups: Cheese, Chips, and Processed Meat

http://deadspin.com/5141759/what-no-retractable-roof 

And since that recipe is practically vegetarian, here is something for you carnivores : The Bacon Explosion

 For directions please see:

 http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?th&emc=th

ENJOY!!!!