Show Me Your Cubes

You know that there are animal hoarders out there, sick people who can never have enough cats or chihuahuas, but I've never seen a person in a cube have such an affinity... Animal Planet/Animal Precinct hasn't seen anything like this. The mass collection of hippo figurines..

This person doesn't just collect hippo figures, he/she exacts cruel punishments on their tiny bodies such as ugly outfits and decapitation.

I am sort of scared to play the Cube Profiling Game on this person, in case they hunt me down. The next thing I know I will open my door one night and there will be a naked person of ambiguous sexuality asking me to PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET... 

I mean seriously, this weird hippo abuse freaks me out, check out exhibit 3, hippo of the week appears to have been sawed in half. In fact his name is "half" and apparently he has undergone a "radical surgical procedure". My question: what does the duck have to do with any of this?

I can not tell if this person is male or female, but I am going to go with male. Early 30's no children. He thinks he's hilarious, though everyone else finds him slightly creepy.

He is an attention seeker, and loves the fact that people talk to him about his "hippos" every time they come to his cube, I would say he has a light to moderate work flow, and there for a lot of time on his hands. However; he always looks busy, that is because he is constantly devising new tortures for his hippo victims.

If one was to go to his home, I would bet there would be many, many different collections there: barbies/blow up dolls, the neighbor's pets...

And since this cube reminds me so much of Buffalo Bill I am going to leave you a clip of my favorit Buffalo Bill Impersonation.... the funniest thing I have ever seen