Spotless Sunshine of Eternal Bullshit

There really is no end to what people will sling on Ebay, but Anna Riva’s Forget Him Body Oil is really in a class all by itself.

"Use Oil daily, morning and evening, on the forehead and behind the ears. You will find that the pain of loss is fading quickly and soon only the present and the future will fill your life and your mind. All items are sold based on legends and as curios and no supernatural powers are guaranteed."

Hmmm... so lets get this straight. I just buy some magical oil that some crazy broad concocted in god knows where. I rub it on my face and behind my ears. Why behind the ears? Is that the secret storage place for memories of relationships gone awry?

If it does work, I would suggest that she seek some kind of contract with hotels in Vegas. They could leave little complimentary tubes on pillows, though some people may actually need to bathe in it. 

I always thought the way to forget the old fucked up relationship was to go out get drunk and make some bad decisions....after that  you have brand new exciting problems to concentrate on. Thats what I recommend, after all I have an MD in Fucked Up Relationships.

Oh, and you don't even have to get your ears greasy.