Somehow I don’t think this is what Nelly had in mind when he created Apple Bottom Jeans .But I’ve been wrong a time or two before.

There are many things worth noting in  this picture, I’ve decided to narrow it down to two.

 The first being that her booty is feasting on her jeans. 

And the second is the tiny back pack that was so very popular my freshman year of college...1994. I am no Tim Gunn, but I would say if your ass is about 5 times the size of your backpack, then maybe its time you upgrade to a larger model.  In the mid 90’s we refered to mini back packs as “hoochie packs”. Its a fascinating to think of the things that motivate a person to wear something like this...

I’m guessing that this girl was once a hoochie, and although her star has faded, she still tries to keep it “real”. Hence, the Apple Bottoms, and the boy toy with the wallet chain. 20 bucks says that she paid for their admission.

 Do you have any theories? Let me know your insights.