Frank The Entertainer in A Basement Affair Episode 9: Boning in The Basement
Monday, March 15, 2010 So, I watched basement affair yesterday, and I'm totally getting pissed off. FIRST OF ALL, HOW IS IT THAT FRANK CAN DO IT TO CATHY ALL NIGHT LONG.... and then not even take the girl out for a bite to eat the next day?
I really don't even care about the "challenge" which wasn't a challenge at all. It was a therapy session with each of the girls and his parents. From this little session we gathered the fact that Frank and his mom perhaps have an unhealthy relationship... the therapist questions whether or not there is any room in his life for a woman other than his mother. NO SHIT. The therapist notes Cathy and Franks physical chemistry, and basically everyone else is boring and trying to impress.
Frank chooses who he takes out. YOU WOULD THINK THAT SINCE HE HAS BEEN DOING IT TO CATHY FOR A FEW EPISODES NOW...THAT HE WOULD USE THIS CHANCE TO TAKE HER OUT~SINCE SHE'S NEVER WON A CHALLENGE...BUT NO.
He chooses the ones that he has no future with: Melody WAY to nice and "old" for him, Dana A batshit crazy Biznatch, and Felicia WAY TOO GOOD FOR HIM (and the fact that she doesn't see this as a problem makes me question whether or not she has Daddy issues). Frank wants to like Felicia, I can tell but I don't see any real chemistry and she always talks as though she is explaining relative theory or a exciting new discovery about isotopes.
Back at the house, Cathy gets a little wine into her system, looses her mind and tells Kerry that she's been boning in the basement. Kerry plays the role of the supportive friend to her credit, but obviously she is pissed that she's been making out with a dude whose had his face in her BFF's chocha every night. I'm guessing that for one reason or another, Cathy doesn't think that Kerry is that into Frank....other wise why would she have told her? Right? I don't know Cathy that well, but from the times I spent with her she didn't seem the type to hurt her friends feelings. Cathy is saying that she is upset because she feels bad for keeping the boning a secret from Kerry, but I THINK it was more likely the fact that he didn't chose to take her on a date.
SHAME ON FRANK.
I'm starting to think that the final two will end up being Cathy and Kerry, and it will be SUPER DRAMATIC, and put their friendship and their love for Frank to the test. Come one VH1. Ugh.
Anyway, Frank ends up kicking Melody off because lets face it, he's sick of her. I don't know why she seemed nice to me....
Bye Melody.

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