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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Entries in Bill O'reilly (1)

Monday
Apr062009

THE NO SHIT FACTOR

Tonight on the O'reilly factor, Bill O'rielly decided to discuss American Idol contestant Adam Lambert's scandalous gay make out pictures. I am not going to post them here, because I can't believe that there was ANYONE on this planet that is surprised that this guy is gay. 

I don't like to profile but,  if it talks like a gay, walks like a gay, flat-irons its hair and is in musical theater...

Have we not learned anything from Clay Aiken?

The bigger question is: Why does anyone care if he's gay? The pictures aren't pornographic. They are just two guys kissing.

Does  American Idol have a "squeaky clean image"? I mean they've got one judge who is obviously riding high on the crack express through most of the show. They've had porn stars, loads of racy pictures, arrests, drug addicts.... Remember last years scandal? The pictures that were leaked of a female contestant sitting on a toilet wearing lingerie.

We can all learn a lesson from this... if you have even a drop of talent or an aspiration to be anything other than a line cook at Apple Bees or a perfume hawker at Macy's, then DON'T allow any photographs to be taken of you doing anything fun. No drinking, no titty flashing, no nudity, no making out, conceal your bongs, there are bitches every where that will sell you out for a dime. And for GOD sakes don't make a sex tape  andw while your at it don't text people "sexy" pictures.

If I had a dime for every time I've seen a "woman's ridiculous porn wanna be pic that was sent to one of my guy friends phone, I could give Larry Flint a run for his money.

Girls, they always forward the good ones to their friends no matter what they tell you. 

Actually girls forward "sexy pics" on too. A guy once texted my friend a proposition. She sent a text back saying that she was in love, and wasn't interested in this guy. Then he decided to send her a picture of his erect penis with the caption: Are you still in love?

I may still have that saved on my phone. 

The point is that we can't really point fingers at this guy, until we make sure that our own photographic closets are clean.

I like Adam Lambert he is like a little bit of tobasco on plain white rice.

If you want to see two guys making out or all of Adam Lambert's  dressed in drag pics you'll have to clickhere.