Lets Talk About Bitches....

As if there is anything else to talk about....

Number 1 on my list is probably my least favorite bitch of all time Elizabeth Hasslecrack, she is making headlines right now. Why? Not because she is giving birth to another child for her nannies to take care of ....its because she is  copy cat cheater ass. Elizabeth is being sued for copyright infringement. Apparently she copied some of her book on gluten free cooking from some other non-famous freak's book on gluten free cooking. Normally this would make my heart sing with the joy of a thousand school children's voices, but for some reason it just annoys me. 

Number 2: Kate Gosselin, when she isn't making news for beating her kids, allegedly screwing her body guard, or running all around town with her husbands balls in her purse, what is she doing? Well, getting a divorce. The interesting part of this, TLC has halted production on John and Kate Plus 8, not John and Kate. Apparently the Lord has heard the kid's prayers, and production with stop on the show for an undisclosed amount of time. 

Number 3: Kris Allen, in case any of you don't know who this is, its the guy who won American Idol this year. I know I forgot about his orgasm face too. Apparently he can't go anywhere with out the press asking him if he is jealous of Adam Lambert and all the attention that he is getting. He is claiming that it doesn't bother him that Adam's on the cover of Rolling Stone or that Adam's boyfriend is prettier than his wife. Instead of running around being famous Kris is just "working on his music." Hahaha. My guess his record won't even sell a quarter of the amount that Adam's does.... and he knows it.

And lets end this post with my favorite bitch of all time BRENDA WALSH FROM 90210.... the acting the bitchiness god I miss the good ol days.

Do you have anyone to add to the bitch list? 

How to become one of "them": Bump-its

When I first saw this commercial I laughed hysterically, because I thought it was a joke. After a little bit I realized that it wasn't, this is a real product. You can visit the website and see for yourself.

Why would you want a product that immediately morphs you into a bitch? Seriously, every total bitch that I have ever met, and possibly got into a fist fight with in my sophomore year of college, has that hair. Hair that defies nature and blurs the line between a pompadoor and Amy Winehouse's crack hive.  

They even feature bitches in the commercial to sell the product; cheerleaders, "models" , women who pick up their football player boyfriends at the dorms while driving their Honda Preludes (the official car of the bitch). 

My favorite part of the commercial is about 0:34 when the random guy walks by the 3 girls by the pool and doesn't look at them at all. Meanwhile, they are staring at him like a delicious yet forbidden "carb". 

 Having said that, Angelina Jolie totally wears bump its:

I rest my case.