Word Of The Day: Hymenoplasty

Hymenoplasty or hymen reconstruction surgery is the surgical restoration of the hymen.^[1] 

Such procedures are not generally regarded as part of mainstream gynecology, but are available from some plastic surgery centres, particularly in the USA, Japan andWestern Europe, generally as day surgery. The normal aim is to cause bleeding during post-nuptial intercourse, 

Usage: Sarah told her fiance that she was a virgin so we all chipped in to get her some hymenoplasty for her bridal shower.

I can't believe that this is a real procedure. For $2500-$4500 you can reclaim your virginity, I would way rather spend my plastic surgery rations on perky boobs or an arm reduction. (Why oh why can't I have delicate  waif arms?)

On the other hand maybe its a good idea. Since the first time usually sucks, why not practice for a while and then have a do-over? I am expecting that this surgery is more popular for recovering Jack Mormons and people who are marrying Saudi Arabian princes.