Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Split

A week ago Vanessa Minillo and Nick Lachey broke up. Coincidence? Hmmmm....

I really hope that Nick wouldn't subject himself to that kind of pain and agony again.

I don't know how to feel about this. This could be because I forgot she existed. I always thought they were a weird couple.

Apparently the night before her "Barbie and Ken" themed birthday party, Tony fired her ass Trump style. Now we all know the reason why he dumped her instead of showering her with lap dogs and fake hair. The Ken and Barbie party, Jessica what were you thinking? Pro Football players no matter if they are twinkies or not, they can not go to Barbie parties. They will lose all street cred.

For future reference, professional athletes can fuck a barbie, thats perfectly fine. They are not allowed in any way shape or form to dress up like them and eat little sandwiches. Its in the contract along with "never be photographed with a dog smaller than 30lbs. Now you know. In reality he was doing her favors, the Dallas Cowboy fans already hate her. The Barbie thing could have got her killed.

Apparently Jessica canceled her birthday and laid in bed with her mom all day. I want to be sad... but canceling your birthday? NO WAY.

She should have gotten nice and drunk, made some bad decisions and then possibly drunk texted some old flames....

Jon Finally Grows Some Balls...

I hate every show on TLC. A few times I have been very hung over and couldn't find the remote, subsequently I've had to watch Jon and Kate Plus 8. There are several reasons why I don't willingly watch this bullshit. The main reason is because I think it goes against the laws of nature to have more babies than you do tits.. another reason is that I think Kate is the biggest bitch on TV. The kicker is that she has the worse haircut man has ever seen, and every time I see it, I convulse.

Her hair is exactly what would happen if a bowl haircut and a reverse mullet got together and had unprotected sex.

Any way, I am all about strong women. But I can't f-ing stand people who sell their family's privacy and dignity to the highest bidder and then cry about it when it blows up in their money grabbing faces. Kate got rich by abusing her uterus, pimping out her children, and then mind fucking her husband for five years on TV.

Karma is a bitch, and so is Kate. 

That said, every station in the known universe covered the "strained relationship between Kate and Jon" this morning they had psychiatrists, and "experts" weighing in the strain that the media has put on the relationship. They analyzed dialogue etc... bottom line is Jon is sick of her, he wants to ding someone with a decent haircut. He realizes that it isn't a good idea to mary someone who has Satan in their top 5.

Don't get me wrong, Jon is an idiot. He will have to live in a box or get some other insane wench to give birth to 8 children in order to pay even an eighth of the child support he will owe. He should have gotten out long before they decided to have a litter. 

I'm not going to lie, every time I've ever watched the show I silently prayed that Jon would stand up and say "Kate, you are a bitch, there isn't a person on this planet who would blame me for leaving you're psychotic ass. I'm out!"

Its not everyday that one of my fantasies is realized.

Here is Kate, out strolling with her hair and a body guard in case someone tries to attack it.