Jessica Simpson: WHO IS YOUR PR PERSON?

I pick on Jessica Simpson...A lot on this blog. I can't help it. She make it so DAMN EASY. 

Its not right.

So um, she doesn't brush her teeth. She farts under the sheets, and she only washes her hair when it smells bad. And all this time people keep making fun of her for being fat. Bitch is not fat...she is nasty. I say that with a mixture of disgust and respect. 

Apparently all these new revelations about her hygiene are an attempt to make her relatable. WHO THE FRICKETY FRACK is responsible for this? She was already relatable...most women have put on the pounds and got dumped by professional athlete. I went through that milestone when I was in my early twenties. Then you drop the weight make a comeback~ date another dude and get fat again.... seriously its the circle of life.  

We need to stop blaming her unlucky in love status on the extra pounds and focus on the teeth and farting thing...dude you never start farting in bed till you've got the rock!!!

Do YOU HEAR THAT YOUNG LADIES secure the ROCK BEFORE you start crop dusting his ass. Its like she hired Roseanne for her PR person.

Somewhere out in celebrity has-been land Nick Lachey rocks himself in the fetal position wondering how he ever made it out.