Chucky Cheese Riot...and I missed it.

I don't like Chuck E Cheese. I'm a bitch of a Mom and I refuse to take my kids there. Oh, sure there was a time when I did, and my 3 year old got stuck up in one of those gerbil mazes. I had to take my fat pregnant ass up there and search for her  through the stench of urine and kid stank. I had to leave my middle child alone strapped in a stroller to fend off the pedophiles lurking around the Whack a Mole while I embarked on this rescue mission. I think I bathed in purell that night.  Seriously, I have panic attacks just thinking about it.

The only redeeming quality about Chuck E Cheese is that purple monster and the fact that they serve beer. Which sheds some light on the clip above. Basically a whole family gets tossed in the slammer after starting a riot at Chuck E Cheese during a two year old's birthday party. Been there.

Watch the clip if you can, because I'm telling you, its pretty funny.