Who Drew The Cock on Our Truck?

So, lets just make a long story short. We went to a wine bar on Friday night. A friend of ours was singing there. We don't frequent wine bars. I'm just going to leave it at that. 

To make a long story short we drank our faces off and had to make alternate vehicular arrangements that night. My Huggy Bear left his truck parked outside the wine bar. I guess its safe to say that wine bars don't like us either because someone decided to draw a gigantic cock on the truck. 

Nothing tips off a walk of shame like driving through town on a Saturday morning with a giant cock painted on the hood of your truck.