LAY-OFF LIST

1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Thursday
04Feb2010

Um, holy shit.

If you want to see the most amazing booty shaking I've ever seen in my life please forward to 1:14 on this vid.

Yeah, my vagina is crying sympathy tears, and I think I threw my back out just imagining trying it.  

 There is also this weird side of me that feels like maybe watching this video and enjoying it makes me a bad person. So conflicted. I don't know where these feelings are coming from but I think that it might be because I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks... just guessing.

Nonetheless, it is amazing.

Tuesday
19May2009

Do You Love The Whoracle?

Then please!!! Please help a sister out.

I have recorded a video for the folks at Murphy ~Goode Winery. I need to score in the top 50 of the popular votes to get a chance to interview with them, for the most awesome job ever!!!!

Please take two minutes out of your day to help me out!!! Forward it to your friends!!!

http://www.areallygoodejob.com/video-view.aspx?vid=dCDVOv9IhNs

 

Please do not judge me on my cheesiness, instead remember they are looking for someone who can write, social network, drink wine, and have fun....seriously its perfect for me!

Thanks!