Speaking Of Cougars...

This is some great news for all my cougars out there. The 1st Annual Cougar Convention will be coming to Las Vegas the last quarter of 2010.  For updates and all things cougar, please visit www.cougarconvention.com.

Mothers lock your sons up. I have a feeling a lot of 20-something boys will be flocking to Vegas. So nice to see that Vegas is going to offer something more than G-rated strip shows (ahem, Thunder From Down Under) to their lady clientele. Seriously. 

COUGARS UNITE AND FIGHT.

This is a bunch of total bull shit. Carnival Cruise line hated on horny middle aged women this week when it canceled its Cougar Cruise. I've never heard of such a magical voyage but apparently it exists, and now we are going to have to start campaigning for COUGAR RIGHTS, because they are being discriminated against.

 According to the www.postchronicle.com :

Cubs and cougars are not allowed...and we don't mean animals. According to reports, a sexually charged cruise for young men to meet old hot babes has been cancelled.

A singles group specializing in amorous encounters for older women and younger men said Miami'sCarnival Cruise Lines rejected a requested event.

Rich Gosse, executive producer of CougarEvents.com and chairman of The Society of Single Professionals, said the group's travel agent, SinglesTravelCompany.com, was told by the cruise line that the group's previous "cougars and cubs" cruise would be its last with Carnival, The Miami Herald reported Tuesday.

 Seriously? Isn't every Carnival Cruise full of cougars? I mean why the hell are they alienating their clientele? Everyone knows that horny divorcees go on cruises with the explicit intent on getting laid by a pool boy. Its the circle of life. Why not make it legit, by making sure that everyone knows what the score is?  You know, it is so annoying to cougars when they go on cruises and all the young men are with their parents.

I love that picture of the pissed off cougar.

Any-let-the-cougars-breed-way: what happened on the last Cougar Cruise? Seriously, I HAVE TO KNOW.  If you have any information regarding this  please forward it to me. 

OMG. This is the best song and parody EVER

This reminds me of someone I once worked with. I SERIOUSLY LAUGHED TO THE POINT OF HYSTERIA.

SET YOUR TIVO'S THE COUGAR IS COMING

And its gonna be HAWT...

Vivica Fox is hosting a new show on TV Land starting on April 15th. This show is like The Bachelorette (created by the same people) but the Bachelorette is 40 years old and all the guys are young. Bow chicka Bow wow.

This sounds a lot like porn for middle aged women, but I am totally in.

Even if the Cougar's eyebrows look like, I'm not going to mix words here...her eyebrows look like a chola and the fake mole, sometimes its there sometimes its not.  I wish they would have found a true cougar, she reminds me of one of the admins at my old work. But I do have a warm place in my heart for old broads who get theirs. 

The "Cougar's" name is Stacey. And according to the TV land website:

"Stacey's dating experiences have led her to believe that men her age and older live under the pressure of a "ticking clock" that dampens their spontaneity and zest for life. Her personal success is based upon upbeat optimism, and she believes that younger men have a similar spirited tempo, a demeanor that Stacey finds crucial for her future love interest to possess -- a love interest that she plans to find on The Cougar."

If you want to check out the article click here.